Wednesday, August 20, 2014

At Flashbak: The 5 Niftiest Gadgets of 1970s Sci-Fi TV (but not Trek or Who...)

"In the decade after Star Trek left the air, science fiction television programming branched off in new directions, featuring visions of dystopia like The Starlost (1973) and Gerry Anderson’s supreme space odyssey, Space:1999 (1975 – 1977). 

Later in the decade, following the success of George Lucass Star Wars (1977), the genre saw another paradigm shift, and featured stories of swashbuckling fantasy-adventure such as Glen Larson’s Battlestar Galactica (1978-1979) and Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979-1981).

In the vast majority of these programs, producers and writers attempted to examine what the future might look like from a technological perspective. The tricorders, communicators and phasers of 1960s Star Trek were left behind for a wave of new high-tech gadgetry.

Below are five of the coolest examples of futuristic tech from 1970s sci-fi TV."

The A-Team: "The Children of Jamestown"

During the original NBC run of The A-Team (1983 - 1986), my father had a word he used to describe the Stephen J. Cannell, Frank Lupo series:


Now, diverting can mean "entertaining" or "amusing," but it can also mean to "turn aside" or "distract from a serious occupation."

In the case of The A-Team, my Dad probably meant all of the above.

The A-Team is a vintage action series of unmatched cartoon violence, colorful but superficial characters, outrageous stunts...and not much narrative or thematic depth. But taken on those very limited terms, The A-Team truly and fully "diverts."

What does this mean, exactly? Well, even today, you can't take your eyes off the bloody thing.

Oh, there are significant causes to complain, I suppose, if that's your stock and trade. Nobody on the show ever dies or is badly wounded...even in the most horrific car crash or gun-fight.

And women? They are pretty much utilized as set decoration.

How about realism? Well, let's just say that any TV series featuring John Saxon as a drugged-out religious cult leader probably isn't aiming strictly for realism.

But again, you either take a series like this on its own terms, or you don't take it at all. Your rational, logical mind may complain or rebel about some very important aspects of the narratives, plot resolutions and yeah, physics. 

Yet after watching an A-Team episode you may nonetheless find yourself smiling almost uncontrollably. There's a joie-de-vivre about the players on this classic TV program, and it acts like a giant black hole...sucking you in, even if you put up resistance.

The A-Team, which aired for 98 hour-long episodes, follows a group of Vietnam veterans hunted by the U.S. military. Renegades and modern-day cowboys, these team members now serve as on-the-run mercenaries.

So, as the series' opening narration reminds viewers -- at least before staccato machine-gun fire kicks in -- "if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team."

Team members include leader John "Hannibal" Smith (George Peppard), whose catchphrase is "I love it when a plan comes together," charming con man Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck (Dirk Benedict), crazy helicopter pilot "Howling Mad" Murdock (Dwight Schultz) and perpetually-cranky mechanic/driver B.A. (Bad Attitude) Baracus, played by Mr. T. Melina Culea portrays reporter Amy Allen in the early seasons of the series.

The first season A-Team episode "Children of Jamestown" is a perfect representation of the series' aesthetic. It begins in mid-mission (and in relatively tense fashion, I was surprised to see...) with the team attempting the rescue of a rich girl from the clutches of Martin James (Saxon), a sun-glass wearing, religious cult leader. The freed girl is delivered safely to her wealthy father, but Face, B.A., Hannibal and Amy are captured and taken to the Jamestown compound for "judgment."

There, the A-Team is granted an audience before James, who pretentiously recites a poem to them. Hannibal recites a poem in kind: "Hickory, Dickory, Dock..." he begins.

Outraged, James orders his machine-gun armed acolytes -- hulking muscle men in brown monks robes -- to free the prisoners and then hunt them down. In a convoy of surplus Army jeeps that the compound conveniently maintains

So, it's The Most Dangerous Game at Jonestown...

Now, right here, an engaged (and sober) viewer will start asking some pertinent questions. Why do these macho, grim acolytes feel it necessary to wear monk robes? 

More trenchantly, what do they get by serving the egotistical and difficult (and clearly bonkers) James? Why did they join the order? 

Furthermore, why all the jeeps and machine guns at a religious commune? What is the religious foundation for this order that it can incorporate both monks robes and heavy artillery?

But okay, the A-Team requires an army to fight every week, and in this episode, we get an army plus a wacky cult leader. It might not make strict sense, but there you have it.

So the A-Team escapes to a nearby farm, where a farmer and his gorgeous daughter live in fear of the cult and the cult leader. The family helps the team out, and Face has a little romance with the farmer's daughter, unaware, apparently, that the "farmer's daughter" scenario is the set-up of too many dirty jokes to count.

But hey! This is no ordinary farmer, let me tell you. He also happens to be an artist who sculpts metal in his spare time. His back yard thus resembles an auto junk yard. In short order, Hannibal, B.A., Amy and Face construct a flame-thrower turret on top of a commandeered jeep. Then, using a hot water heater and acetylene tanks, they build a missile launcher.

Then they take the battle right to James, who is leading his jeep convoy against the uncooperative farmer.

I love it when a plan comes together. Don't you?

I've watched several seasons of Mission: Impossible (1966-1973) recently, and was very, very impressed. Every single week, that series played matters absolutely straight, with a real, sincere attempt to seem realistic...even with strange gadgets, face-masks, and complicated plots in the mix. 

In other words, Mission: Impossible crafted a larger sense of "truth" around its stories, settings and characters. And the suspense was almost universally intense.

The A-Team, by contrast, plays nothing straight. It's a knowing put-up job from start-to-finish. 

For instance, this episode doesn't look seriously at cults, or at cult leaders. It doesn't examine the reasons why a farmer in the middle of nowhere would also have a machine shop. Nor does the narrative see the main characters -- except for Amy -- break a sweat. Instead, the narrative is but a hook for the action scenes and a lot of admittedly funny jokes.

What holds "this plan" together, in simple terms is the grace of the performers, and the unfettered sense of violent fun. Again, I can't argue that The A-Team is socially valuable stuff, only that -- as my Dad stated so memorably on a Tuesday night long, long ago -- it "diverts."

The A-Team hangs a lot on the chemistry between the actors. So it's a good thing they're such an agreeable bunch. Watching Face describe "the jazz," or having Hannibal get mad over the fact that James has taken his prized boots may not sound like scintillating television, but somehow -- with these guys, with these jokers, -- that's exactly what it is.

"Children of Jamestown" attempts, at one point, to wax serious, with Baracus telling Amy that the only to get through a situation like this is to "accept death." 

Why? Because it "frees you."

And the playful attitude of the A-Team TV series, I suppose, "frees you" too. After an especially hard day's work, the knowing silliness of this show is oddly infectious.

Pop Art: The A-Team Comic Book (Marvel Edition)

The A-Team: Shrinky Dinks

Modek Kit of the Week: The A-Team Van (AMT-ERTL)

Lunchbox of the Week: The A-Team

Trading Card of the Week: The A-Team (Topps; 1983)

Game Board of the Week: The A-Team

Theme Song of the Week: The A-Team (1983 - 1987)

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

The Visitors are Coming: V: The Series: "War of Illusions" (March 8, 1985)

In “War of Illusions,” Diana (Jane Badler) and Lt. James (Judson Scott) plan to use a weapon called “the battle-sphere” to destroy Earth’s resistance forces permanently.  The device will control and coordinate a massive attack on the planet. The attack is based on plans “personally designed” by the Leader.

Philip (Frank Ashmore) meets with Donovan (Marc Singer) and Kyle (Jeff Yagher) to inform them of the imminent danger.

Before long, Donovan and Kyle learn that a hacker, Henry, can take control of the weapon. They need his help to save the human race. 

Unfortunately, Henry will not help unless the Resistance will rescue his father (Conrad Janis), who has claimed to be the hacker infiltrating the system, and has been taken aboard the mothership.

“War of Illusions” is an absolute train wreck, a sign that less and less attention was being paid to the crafting of V: The Series (1984 – 1985). 

First, the episode looks like it didn’t get enough footage in the can, and so resorts to stock footage from previous episodes on at least two occasions. 

In the first instance, we see repeat footage of Lt. James warning Visitor troops not to leave vehicles on the street for the Resistance. This is footage from “The Littlest Dragon.” And it isn't just a establishing view, it's an entire scene, replete with (repeat) dialogue.

And yes, that installment is actually the previous one, meaning this particular footage aired two weeks in a row.

The second piece of stock-footage is the episode’s punctuation.  After the battle-sphere fails, the episode cuts to Lydia (June Chadwick) on the Mothership with Diana, and she flippantly quips “better luck next time,” before walking away. 

This clip is actually taken from “Breakout.” 

In this case, the episode wasn’t aired in regular continuity order, so perhaps it doesn’t qualify as stock-footage.  But if you’ve been watching the episodes in order, you’ll recognize the clip nonetheless. What’s worse is that Lydia’s hair and uniform style don’t look the same as they do in the rest of the episode.  

And why is she snarking at Diana over this?  Their fleet of sky-fighters has just been decimated.  Lydia’s response makes no sense.

Another cheap expedient is the battle-sphere itself.  Fans watching the series regularly will recognize that the prop appeared frequently in Bates’ office at Science Frontiers.  The “battle-sphere” globe was also a specialty sold regularly at Spencer’s Gifts throughout the 1980s. 

Elizabeth (Jennifer Cooke), meanwhile keep gaining amazing powers just as they are needed; powers that are almost never used twice in the series.  Here, she can provide power to elevators, computers and other electronic devices with her mind.  Again, it’s amazing how new powers form in her psychic gestalt at the very point they could prove useful to her friends.

Finally, it is clear from her absence that Julie (Faye Grant) is now being phased out of the series entirely, which is a shame.  She started out as a strong leader of the Resistance, and is now little more than a guest character.

As has become the regular case, the only moments in “War of Illusions” that prove entertaining are those involving Diana.  She gets another great line “peel you a goldfish?” while in bed with Lt. James, and then gets to bark an intriguing order at her underling Oswald, the flamboyantly gay Visitor. 

After sizing up a row of hunky men, she says “have them scrubbed and oiled.  I’ll make my choice later.” 

Is she going to eat them or screw them? Or both?

With Diana, you simply never know, which is all part of the fun, I suppose.  Badler makes V -- even in its death throes -- worth watching.  Sometimes, I can't believe some of the kinkier scenes involving Diana made it to air, but I'm sure glad they did.

Next week: “Secret Underground.”